Posted by: sarahganly on: March 18, 2010
love this one… God said let there be light, Chuck Noris said say please.
Posted by: sarahganly on: March 16, 2010
Okay here are a bunch I haven’t been keeping up. Underneath Chuck Norris’ beard is another fist The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is. If Chuck Norris is [...]
Posted by: sarahganly on: February 5, 2010
when its time for chuck norris to do his taxes he sends the irs a picture of him doing a roundhouse kick
Posted by: sarahganly on: February 5, 2010
“Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.” “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we’re allowed [...]
Posted by: sarahganly on: February 5, 2010
Crop circles are just Chuck Norris’ way of telling corn that sometimes it has to lay down.
