Posted by: sarahganly on: March 16, 2010
Okay here are a bunch I haven’t been keeping up. Underneath Chuck Norris’ beard is another fist The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is. If Chuck Norris is [...]
Posted by: sarahganly on: March 6, 2010
I have watched a couple documentaries lately about Hunter S. Thompson, and he was an inspiring person, I am not just referring to his rambling drawl of clever observations, intellectual insight, or cynical sarcasm, not to mention the drugs. Hunter S. Thompson stood for a lot of things, and he was a decadent man right [...]
Posted by: sarahganly on: February 5, 2010
“Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.” “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we’re allowed [...]
Posted by: sarahganly on: February 5, 2010
Crop circles are just Chuck Norris’ way of telling corn that sometimes it has to lay down.
Posted by: sarahganly on: February 5, 2010
Hello World! Mr. WordPress had the right idea when he started my first post with that phrase. Okay, so I have never written a blog before, and I am not sure if anyone will read it, but if you do thats awesome. I can promise some laughs, sarcasm, not so witty humor, recipes, craft ideas, [...]
